2008 Presidential Contenders

My short impressions of the candidates running to be US president:

  • John McCain - Grumpy Old Man From The Wild West.
  • Mitt Romney - Snake Oil Salesman
  • Ron Paul - Less Grumpy Old Man From Hicksville
  • Mike Huckabee - Red Necks and Apocalyptists Heart This Baptist
  • Barack Obama - Does He Ever Stop Saying “Change”?
  • Hillary Clinton - A Woman Who Should have Been A Broadway Star

What you think?

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