Who cares right? Did that ever stop the useless news from reaching our ears and eyeballs?
I got an exclusive scoop from MTV Head of Programming that the French President and his (n)th wife Carla Bruni have agreed to do a reality TV show for the channel. Mr. Sarkozy agreed that the current programs on French TV are very old school, so he plans to spice up the tellyboxes everywhere with his groundbreaking foray into reality television. He also acknowledged that he is a reality TV addict who regularly follows all the surreal crap shown on MTV and its sister channels.
He also plans to get in the best shape of his life by the time the cameras roll. He is currently working with Gerard Depardieu’s (The Fat French Guy In The Movie, Green Card) trainer to assist him with his training. The upcoming show will also feature a heart rendering flashback about the period in his past when he struggled to overcome his Napoleon(short man) complex.
Mr. Sarkozy also plans to work in both Hollywood and Bollywood movies, when given the right script and a hot female co-star. If his reality TV becomes a global hit, he also plans to take an early retirement from French presidency and pursue his life long itch for showmanship full-time.
Posted on February 6th, 2008 by admin
Filed under: Out There
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