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2008 Presidential Contenders

My short impressions of the candidates running to be US president:

  • John McCain – Grumpy Old Man From The Wild West.
  • Mitt Romney – Snake Oil Salesman
  • Ron Paul – Less Grumpy Old Man From Hicksville
  • Mike Huckabee – Red Necks and Apocalyptists Heart This Baptist
  • Barack Obama – Does He Ever Stop Saying “Change”?
  • Hillary Clinton – A Woman Who Should have Been A Broadway Star

What you think?